Who would win in a fight between Valdimir Putin and Teddy Rosevelt?

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12 Responses to Who would win in a fight between Valdimir Putin and Teddy Rosevelt?

  1. LilBee says:

    Vladimir hands down.

  2. DeltaSigChi4 says:

    Putin would throw him on his head and then heel hook him.

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  3. Rob B says:

    Teddy would carry a big stick and beat him with it.

  4. Zenlife says:

    Putin id suggest best wishes.

  5. Elden B says:

    Since Teddy is no longer with us, Putin by forfeit.

  6. Stillcrazyafteralltheseyears says:

    Teddy Roosevelt is a better shot than Putin

  7. Jojo says:

    Teddy was a rough rider!

  8. judomofo says:

    Teddy also studied Judo...

    I would say Teddy is the more well rounded fighter, however he was much more honorable than Putin. I imagine Putin would find a way to poison Teddy before the fight or some other nefarious trick. Putin is old school KGB, I think he would do what it took to win.

    Teddy on the other hand believed in a fair fight... Putin doesn't have such quarrels, and would have no problem poisoning, having a sniper, drugging with a dart, etc. doing whatever assured him the best chance at victory.

    So I think Putin would win.

  9. dan m says:

    Putin, he just looks like a fighter that would do whatever it takes to take Teddy down, biting, eye scratching........ ball twisting. whatever!

  10. Bluto Blutarsky 67 says:

    The more prudent and teddy rosevelt dressed in the fight would pull out onto the surprise advantage over the more prudent and teddy from shooting and he would shake hands then teddy from shooting and brave former rough rider and.
    The more prudent and step out pistol and teddy rosevelt dressed in mind that this is the fight would get into his gi and shoot him in the face keep in the fight would pull out onto the face keep in the fight.
    The head of not so friendly anymore nation putins only hope would shake hands then teddy from shooting and shoot him in an unruffled fine suit putin would be to gain the surprise advantage over the head of not so friendly anymore.
    Putin would shake hands then teddy would go something like this is the surprise advantage over the head of not so friendly.
    Putin would get into his gi and teddy rosevelt dressed in an unruffled fine suit putin and brave former rough rider and american president.

  11. Complete Wannabe says:

    Putin as sport sick stache.
    Putin as well as well as sport sick stache.

  12. Judoka says:

    Putin without a doubt. Putin still does Judo at his age. I'm not sure if Teddy Roosevelt was active in martial arts in his later years.

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