If my dog paddled upstream w/ Vladimir Putin on his lemon wedge, how many limes make a plankton?

8 Responses to If my dog paddled upstream w/ Vladimir Putin on his lemon wedge, how many limes make a plankton?

1. Warriors (Meow?) says:

   September 29, 2009 at 10:16 am

   Exactly eleventysix.
2. Zach that whore says:

   October 1, 2009 at 11:37 pm

   heather can you please try making sense
3. Homestar Runner says:

   October 5, 2009 at 1:07 am

   That is a trick question; everyone knows that fruit bats are mammals.
4. I'm seriously sweet says:

   October 7, 2009 at 1:41 pm

   The kind of dog how much the dog swam upstream with mr on the dog how big is his lemon wedge and four limes made.
5. ocy2009 says:

   October 9, 2009 at 6:04 am

   There is a very simple formula for this:

   % of a whole lemon the wedge consists of * Your speed in mph / The square root of Putin's weight in ounces * (Volume of Lime/Volume of Plankton)

   Then divide all of the by The length of your dog's tail in cm * The power exerted by the current
6. grimgator says:

   October 12, 2009 at 2:03 pm

   It's a trick question. Putin was afraid of dogs and would never sit on his lemon wedge

   How's my cover?
7. ally cat says:

   October 13, 2009 at 1:50 pm

   If your car breaks down in the middle of a river, how many panacakes does it take to cover a dog house?

   XDDDD
8. Ben [is here] says:

   October 16, 2009 at 4:17 pm

   well, if your dog paddled upstream w/ Vladimir Putin on his lemon wedge, mice would fly down and eat the lime. Then dolphins would just swim and laugh.

   and then you'd stop taking all the acid.